A time traveler from the dark ages takes metaphorical advice on his girlfriend literally. Meanwhile, in the past, his best friend is trying reopen the temporal portal by taking literal advice metaphorically.

A cameraman's perspective on life changes after starting a new job at a morning news show.

A man has a dispute with a coworker about an episode of Friends. He's so upset by the argument that the next day he brings a frost giant to the office to crush his coworker's coffee mug, desk, and head.

At a business seminar, an older gentleman confides in a few strangers that he loves white bread.

Every night, a man washes his wife's dirty hair while she's sleeping. She believes her hair is just naturally clean.

A religious woman kills her husband, believing that it's God's will.

A man furnishes his house with kitchenware and bedding by wearing a suit, crashing weddings, and making off with gifts.